If A Mama Wants to Shower - A True Story About My Morning

If a Mama wants to shower, she will go into the bathroom and see the thermometer sitting on the sink.  Then she will remember that she never checked the temperature of her sick child.

While on her way to check the child’s temperature she will see the diffuser and remember that she wanted to diffuse an anti-bacterial oil blend in the child’s play space.

While getting the oil diffuser set up the Mama will see the child’s sippy cup and remember that she needs to refill it with Gatorade.

While refilling the sippy cup (which must be washed first) she will realize the entire sink is filled with dirty dishes.  Chances are she’ll stop to wash them.

She will then discover that the dishwasher is full of clean dishes that must be put away.

While putting away dishes, the Mama will see that the breakfast table was never cleared.  Most likely she will want to get the refrigerated items put away.

While clearing the table she will discover that the floor hasn’t been swept in awhile.  She’ll stop and sweep the floor.

While sweeping the floor she’ll start thinking about how nothing is getting done and she’ll stop to write a funny story about it.

While on her computer anyway she’ll discover 4 new emails that need her attention and require follow up.

While thinking about those emails she’ll remember a few things that need to be added to her shopping list.

While finishing the shopping list she’ll realize that can’t go to the store yet because . . . .she hasn’t taken a shower.

So. . . . . .she’ll go upstairs to take a shower.  And on the way her husband will say, “Why haven’t you showered yet? I thought you were going to do that a long time ago.”