If a Mama wants to shower, she will go into the bathroom and
see the thermometer sitting on the sink.
Then she will remember that she never checked the temperature of her
sick child.
While on her way to check the child’s temperature she will
see the diffuser and remember that she wanted to diffuse an anti-bacterial oil
blend in the child’s play space.
While getting the oil diffuser set up the Mama will see the
child’s sippy cup and remember that she needs to refill it with Gatorade.
While refilling the sippy cup (which must be washed first)
she will realize the entire sink is filled with dirty dishes. Chances are she’ll stop to wash them.
She will then discover that the dishwasher is full of clean
dishes that must be put away.
While putting away dishes, the Mama will see that the
breakfast table was never cleared. Most
likely she will want to get the refrigerated items put away.
While clearing the table she will discover that the floor
hasn’t been swept in awhile. She’ll stop
and sweep the floor.
While sweeping the floor she’ll start thinking about how
nothing is getting done and she’ll stop to write a funny story about it.
While on her computer anyway she’ll discover 4 new emails
that need her attention and require follow up.
While thinking about those emails she’ll remember a few
things that need to be added to her shopping list.
While finishing the shopping list she’ll realize that can’t
go to the store yet because . . . .she hasn’t taken a shower.
So. . . . . .she’ll go upstairs to take a shower. And on the way her husband will say, “Why
haven’t you showered yet? I thought you were going to do that a long time ago.”
